Lowell's Restaurant Seattle

Famed celebrity seat warmers, in from Tennessee, Swifty Ron Stone and his beautiful concubine Ashlea, Lowell’s 2nd floor regulars in town!

Elusive world travelers cross state lines to supper here at Lowell’s every holiday season. One pace ahead of the pack, R.S. & Dimples lay low nearby and sneak in when no ones looking for they’re private trysts here at Lowell’s. Look for them, and they’re gone, like a Florida breeze through an old man’s thong! […]

Festivus @ Pike Place Market!

Lights, cameras, action! Electrical meters are humming like ceiling fans as the market lights up for the holidays! Swing by, grab some prezzie’s for the family and hide out in Lowell’s 2nd floor bar/lounge for a hot toddy spiked with your favorite holiday spirits!