Famed celebrity seat warmers, in from Tennessee, Swifty Ron Stone and his beautiful concubine Ashlea, Lowell’s 2nd floor regulars in town!
Elusive world travelers cross state lines to supper here at Lowell’s every holiday season. One pace ahead of the pack, R.S. & Dimples lay low nearby and sneak in when no ones looking for they’re private trysts here at Lowell’s. Look for them, and they’re gone, like a Florida breeze through an old man’s thong! We’ll see you next time, as the calendar turns…
The elusive “Honeyman” typically found hiding away in the recesses of Lowell’s many nooks and crannies, writing tunes that no one will hear, gets snapped by local paparazzi outside Lina’s Produce, directly in front of Lowell’s! Wow, like Waldo, hard to find, but worth the effort when the bottleneck slides the frets!
Lights, cameras, action! Electrical meters are humming like ceiling fans as the market lights up for the holidays! Swing by, grab some prezzie’s for the family and hide out in Lowell’s 2nd floor bar/lounge for a hot toddy spiked with your favorite holiday spirits!